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Disclaimer: I don’t do much and I look pretty good. I’m lucky in a lot of ways. Whenever I say I don’t really use make-up or products, people think I’m preaching or bragging. I’m not preaching. I never assume my ways are the norm. Also, it should be said that all my friends call me Vern and everyone’s pretty sure that I’m actually a man so a list of my beauty essentials is going to look a bit funny. I don’t really strive for beauty. Why look beautiful when you could have tickets to the gun show? I just kissed my biceps and flexed a little. Yeah, read on and find out how to be a beauty like me. I double dog dare ya.
I spit a lot. My lips get chapped. Sometimes I use Burt’s Bees but a few of their balms have a tint to them and it looks like I’m wearing lipstick so I usually stick with Alba. It’s thick so I can put it on before I run or swim and it will stay on.
Drink it. Don’t over do it. Whenever something is suggested as being good for you, people go crazy and binge. Water’s really good for you but just steadily drink water all day and don’t count how many glasses you’re going through.
I don’t like to talk about yoga. It’s good for you, research it if you’re interested. People talk about it too much. It’s pretty great though.
Meditation clears your mind and makes you stop furrowing your brow so much. Gives a new light to your eyes and basically just makes you happier which makes you all glow-y and what not.