[NSFW] Dorita Free2Lay’s 9 Anal Sex Rules

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What most people really fail to realize is that the all anal interludes we enjoy through porn are not reality! A lot of time and effort goes into bottoming… unless you’re older and been fucked by many guys over the course of many years, but things like that don’t just happen. Don’t expect me to sit on your beer can and ride it all the way back to International and Fruitvale cause ain’t nobody got time for that! If he’s going to pull out some 20s thats another matter all together, but that’s another story, for another place, and another time (when I’m feeling like another kind of woman, so anyways). Bottoms rule! It gets messy… put a towel down.

RULE NUMBER 1: Safe sex is not something that’s up for debate! Be safe and live long enough to find the right one. I have never let a man fuck me raw even once in my entire life even though I have had my share of sex and even had boyfriends when I was still young and naive to the way men really are. Long story short, guys are dirty and pick up things up here and there. Your sexual health is not something to take lightly! It’s not like it was in the 90s, sex can’t kill anymore but viruses are a lifetime commitment, and I promise you that your case of herpes will be around long after your man has moved on to another bitch. Obviously, if you and your man are in it for the long haul, and you are absolutely sure that you and he are not messing around with other people you may choose to have raw sex.

RULE NUMBER 2: Practice makes perfect! In order to be able to accommodate a penis inside your asshole you must get a toy and learn how to be able to relax and what to feel. I personally think the only dildos that one can work with are the really soft and squishy jelly ones, the only thing that sucks is you probably still have to put a condom on it. Better yet let your partner loosen you up. Thrusting is not really an aspect of loosening up. If you’re laying on your back, always make sure it goes in and then up towards your crotch- that’s the proper way to hit the prostate. It helps a lot if you clean yourself out back there. Don’t mess with the ass if you’ve been eating Mexican food all day.

RULE NUMBER 3: If you want to fuck an ass you better be ready to eat it out first! If you have a full beard be careful cause the skin back there can get broken easily. Younger guys can get rimmed for longer periods of time, it feels better to them because they still have more sensation overall back there. Older guys just want their ass licked for a minute or two and then they want the dick. Grab your ankle bitch it’s all going in!

RULE NUMBER 4: Be careful where you put your fingers. ¬†Nobody knows why, but everyone assumes that bottoms like fingering. I’ve never really met someone who has sung the the praises of it, but it can feel good if the guy knows how to do it right. Make sure your fingernails are cut the fuck back and no hang nails! If a guy knows how to stimulate your prostate you can cum really hard from fingering- really fat fingers can feel good if you go in then pull up and keep stimulating the boy g-spot. Spit can work but it doesn’t hold up.

RULE NUMBER 5: Use a lot of lube and make sure to get some inside the hole. Even if the guy is uncut, an anus is not able to lubricate on its own, so you need some help in that department. In all honesty numbing cream can be your friend, although some people think it can be dangerous cause you don’t realize if things are getting torn up or not. If you go to any gay ghetto I promise that the Walgreens will sell you those repurposed food syringes that are designed for shooting your booty hole up with some gun oil or 9×6…

RULE NUMBER 6: Sit on it. The only way to get a dick inside me is for me to sit on it. I don’t know about y’all, but after I can get a little more relaxed then we can change positions, but if the dick comes out, then I have to sit on it again. There’s 2 sphincters — the internal and the external. The external is easier to learn to relax, it’s the internal muscle that is always clenched up. The best way to fuck is to just go deep, and then pull up. If you really get all the way in and then gently and really slowly move your dick up and around inside, it will stimulate the prostate and not just push and pull on the skin lining the entrance to the asshole, which burns and gets irritated. That way, the base of your cock is putting all the pressure on your bottom’s prostate and that feels a lot better than just getting fucked.

RULE NUMBER 7: Bigger really is better. ¬†Especially when we’re talking about girth. In my experiences, smaller dicks poke around the walls on the inside, so things aren’t really hitting right. A really big dick just kind of fills everything up from the inside, and I suppose puts more pressure on the prostate, so it feels better overall. Besides, I want a meal not a snack.

RULE NUMBER 8: Bottoms rule! If you’re allowing a man to put his penis inside you, that means all of a sudden you are in charge that cock. If he is thrusting too much, or it’s not feeling good take control! It’s up to you to communicate to him whether or not he’s making you feel good, and a good top makes sure his bottom cums hard with a dick in the ass. That’s how one becomes a good fuck.

RULE NUMBER 9: Drugs and alcohol should be avoided during sex. If you need a substance to be able to perform that means you have a sexual dysfunction which is unhealthy and more importantly you can end up damaging tissue.

Well hey everybody, I hope you enjoyed this! If any cute guys feel like trying any of these tricks with me (later on tonight), I will be on on the corner of Leavenworth and Ellis between 2 and 5 a.m.

Keep it wet,
Dorita Free2Lay