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Let the Juices Flow: The Truth Behind the Wet Female Orgasm

Let the Juices Flow: The Truth Behind the Wet Female Orgasm

“Fuck! What was that?!” was my first thought. “Damn, I want to do that again!” was my second. The look on my boyfriend’s face was priceless. Ever have an amazing orgasm only to be left wondering in horror if you just urinated all over somebody? Relax and pat yourself and/or your partner on the back for […]

Lies About My Body

Lies About My Body

As a woman maturing through adolescence and into adulthood, I had repeatedly discovered (as most women do) that I was being lied to about my own body. Historically, this is something that comes with the territory. We have been lied to about our body’s capacity for pleasure: the female orgasm and clitoris has appeared and disappeared […]

Bloody Vaginas Are Funny, So Laugh!

Bloody Vaginas Are Funny, So Laugh!

Humans are funny. I don’t mean that we have such fantastic senses of humor and can find something to laugh at in every situation, since a lot of people can’t. I mean, the physicality of humans is hysterical. That’s why farts make children, and some of us grown-ups as well, laugh; that’s why toilet humor […]

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

Desperation is an ugly thing indeed. I recall one hot summer afternoon with a very drunk, very depressed fledgling stand-up comic who was going through what every San Francisco transplant goes through by their third year here – a nervous drunken breakdown – sitting across from me in my bedroom, giving me the “I really need to […]