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Rage Grrl’s Five Beauty Essentials

Rage Grrl’s Five Beauty Essentials

I am obsessed with beauty to the point of pathology. I always say if my house was on fire I wouldn’t get out until I had at least foundation and mascara on. I know, I know, you granola types will judge me, but I don’t even care. I constantly look fabulous and it’s important to […]

I Hate You and Your Big Ass Car

I Hate You and Your Big Ass Car

PHOTO: The tiny-ass Chevette. I hate you and your big ass car. I hate that you’re driving an enormous, obnoxious tank all over the fucking streets. I know you’re a mother and nobody’s allowed to confront you and your adorable children, but I don’t care, I’m going to do it anyway. You’re acting like a […]

I’m So Angry!

I’m So Angry!

I’m angry. Not at you. Well, maybe it is at you. But it’s not just you. It’s everything. I believe that everyone has a default emotion. Some people are naturally happy. Take a shit in their water glass and they’ll call it chocolate milk, or gravy, or whatever the expression is. Some people tend to […]