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NSFW: The Top Eleventeen Reasons to Hate Cannabis List Articles

NSFW: The Top Eleventeen Reasons to Hate Cannabis List Articles

The trendy journalistic habit of trying to reduce complex and nuanced arguments into a handful of McNuggets creates the kind of oversimplified, alarmist thinking that will leave planet earth engulfed in flames. I guess a listicle goes down easy, like a Popsicle, but has the comparable potential for creating nausea and diabetic coma. Yes, lists […]

NSFW: How To Tuck Your Junk For Drag

NSFW: How To Tuck Your Junk For Drag

A lot goes into the temporary illusion of transforming oneself from male to female. You have to get the body together (and yes, I am talking about Nair). You have to spend a good deal of money on the look, and you have to create a fucking work of art on the face. But the […]

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

Desperation is an ugly thing indeed. I recall one hot summer afternoon with a very drunk, very depressed fledgling stand-up comic who was going through what every San Francisco transplant goes through by their third year here – a nervous drunken breakdown – sitting across from me in my bedroom, giving me the “I really need to […]

[NSFW] Porn Isn’t Reality: I Want My Ass Kissed, Not Pounded

[NSFW] Porn Isn’t Reality: I Want My Ass Kissed, Not Pounded

PHOTO: A-Team Model/Photographed by Libertae Photography I once had a boyfriend who was obsessed with my asshole. He wanted to stick fingers, foreign objects and of course, his dick, in it. Now while some women love anal sex, and for a variety of reasons I don’t need to get into, I have never had an interest […]

[NSFW] Dorita Free2Lay’s 9 Anal Sex Rules

[NSFW] Dorita Free2Lay’s 9 Anal Sex Rules

What most people really fail to realize is that the all anal interludes we enjoy through porn are not reality! A lot of time and effort goes into bottoming… unless you’re older and been fucked by many guys over the course of many years, but things like that don’t just happen. Don’t expect me to […]