Sex

[NSFW] Promiscuous Girls: Being The Madonna And The Whore

[NSFW] Promiscuous Girls: Being The Madonna And The Whore

Sometimes it’s fun to be a slut. I, for one, have a wealth of great stories and experiences made 100% possible due to my promiscuity. My sluttiness led to a bizarre night getting fucked against a window in a studio apartment with a direct view of the Eiffel Tower (the actual structure in Paris, not […]

Sex Workers’ Rights Are Human Rights

Sex Workers’ Rights Are Human Rights

by Kristen Aldrich I am not a sex worker, I am an ally to sex workers and I want to add my voice to their voices. I am not here to talk for sex workers. They don’t need me to talk for them. Enough people have talked for sex workers for long enough. I want to […]

NSFW: How To Tuck Your Junk For Drag

NSFW: How To Tuck Your Junk For Drag

A lot goes into the temporary illusion of transforming oneself from male to female. You have to get the body together (and yes, I am talking about Nair). You have to spend a good deal of money on the look, and you have to create a fucking work of art on the face. But the […]

[NSFW] Office Sex: Gettin’ Laid and Gettin’ Laid Off

[NSFW] Office Sex: Gettin’ Laid and Gettin’ Laid Off

A recent Business Insider survey found that 54% of adults have had sex with a coworker. I have not, it goes against my fool-proof sex rules, which are as follows: 1. Never sleep with a roommate: “I don’t pay them to fuck, I pay them to leave!” These are words of wisdom from Chris Rock […]

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

[NSFW]: The Mercy Fuck

Desperation is an ugly thing indeed. I recall one hot summer afternoon with a very drunk, very depressed fledgling stand-up comic who was going through what every San Francisco transplant goes through by their third year here – a nervous drunken breakdown – sitting across from me in my bedroom, giving me the “I really need to […]

I Paid My Student Loan Debt On A Stripper Pole

I Paid My Student Loan Debt On A Stripper Pole

I feel like I need to offer an alternative viewpoint on how to address debt, school, career options and investing for young women, but I don’t want to glamorize nor condone becoming a stripper. I graduated with a B.S. in Chemistry from a mid-tier school when I was 25-years-old. I knew by the end of […]

Transgendered Danielle, the Library Girl Who Needs Love Too

Transgendered Danielle, the Library Girl Who Needs Love Too

PHOTO: Anna Ristuccia It was 10 or 11, and I had already been up since 3:30 a.m. in order to be at work at 4. Why is somebody like me in this position, I kept asking myself? Is it because I fucked around in college and didn’t become a nurse, have no direction, and am […]

What Is A Woman Worth?

What Is A Woman Worth?

PHOTO: Dyak women of Borneo, 1890 Bromance. Yeah, you know the word. A word that has gained such a following it now has a definition in the dictionary: Bro.mance (noun) a relationship or friendship between two men that is extremely close but does not involve sex. Having taken off in popularity these past few years, it leaves […]

Mary Jane, My Other Lover: Sex with Cannabis

Mary Jane, My Other Lover: Sex with Cannabis

Waves of frigid air swirled around me, kicking up old leaves by the door into piles of snow as I opened it and laid eyes on the most delicious man. Searing blue eyes pierced through my heart and his long gorgeous locks of wavy blond hair made me quickly go weak in the knees. I […]

Sucking Face and Falling In Love

Sucking Face and Falling In Love

Kissing is weird. I was watching a movie recently and the two main characters embraced and started making out. For some reason, I was struck with this thought: “Gross!” I don’t know why, something about the way it looked like he was going to eat her face, and she was trying to suck his tongue […]