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Generalizations About Broads: Comedy Central’s “Broad City”

Generalizations About Broads: Comedy Central’s “Broad City”

Broad City is the new working-girls sitcom produced by superstar Amy Poehler, is about two twenty-something women living in New York City. Who smoke pot. First, a quick bit about pot and TV… Be thankful for cable, because major networks are pretty square on pot. Broadcast network standards basically require pot smoking to obscure the […]

Geeky Girl Picks from Etsy

Geeky Girl Picks from Etsy

PHOTO: Parlor Tattoo Prints on Etsy In the Parlor Tattoo Prints shop on Etsy, you can get lost for hours staring at Bill Murray as Steve Zissou, a generous side view of the Millenium Falcon, Pinhead, and flapper lovers in old school tattoo style. Some of our Ladybud staffers are actually considering getting a few of these permanently etched […]

More Words of Wisdom for Senator and Lady Gaga Fan Jeff Sessions

More Words of Wisdom for Senator and Lady Gaga Fan Jeff Sessions

Lady Gaga said marijuana is addictive, so it must be true, right? Absolutely, according to Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.). Here are some other words of wisdom from musicians that Mr. Sessions should take to heart: “Ganja is Natural from the earth/Mine cure from I and I head to I and I toes/Yeah, mon/So many cures.” –Batch […]

Finding the Goddess

Finding the Goddess

I was 32 or so and reasonably convinced I had been marginalized by society and was living on the wrong planet. I had just finished my association with the Army, and had decided I would be a far better psychiatrist than I would a soldier; this decision was a no-brainer. I ended up in Wichita, […]

Let the Juices Flow: The Truth Behind the Wet Female Orgasm

Let the Juices Flow: The Truth Behind the Wet Female Orgasm

“Fuck! What was that?!” was my first thought. “Damn, I want to do that again!” was my second. The look on my boyfriend’s face was priceless. Ever have an amazing orgasm only to be left wondering in horror if you just urinated all over somebody? Relax and pat yourself and/or your partner on the back for […]

Does My Butt Look Saggy Underneath These Jeans?

Does My Butt Look Saggy Underneath These Jeans?

How old are you/how dumb am I? Let’s count the rings/around my eyes.                                          -The Replacements Time: it slips, it drags, it stalls, it clings, it snags holding on, and a minute can last an eternity […]

“Reality” TV Is (Not) Entertainment

“Reality” TV Is (Not) Entertainment

PHOTO: MTV I don’t watch reality TV. I’ve seen very little of it and usually what I have seen is from The Soup which exists solely to make fun of this awful form of entertainment. When you ask someone who enjoys reality TV what they like about it, they first rush to explain that they […]

The Fabulously Freaky Comics of Gilbert Shelton

The Fabulously Freaky Comics of Gilbert Shelton

Gilbert Shelton is a cartoonist, and one of the pioneers of the Underground Comix movement, whose most famous creations, the three Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, burst onto the scene in the late 1960s as archetypes of the pot-enabled lifestyle.  Their motto: “Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get […]

Mr. Manner’s Guide To Kindness

Mr. Manner’s Guide To Kindness

As a self-conscious iPhony, I refuse to be one of those wired zombies who shuffles head down and oblivious through crowds, jungles, epic plagues; past street-shootings; ignorant of toddlers straddling from fire escapes by their little pink fingers as flames dance through shattered windows while these special ones text absently about how bored they are. I […]