Health & Beauty

LADY BUSINESS: Smokies Toke Couture

LADY BUSINESS: Smokies Toke Couture

Having been immersed in the cannabis reform movement and culture for nearly two decades, I’ve seen the gamut of stoner “fashion”. A lot of the pieces are really linear and well, boring. A few exceptions in my collection (which are leaning towards being vintage by now), would be a heart with cannabis leaf and RX […]

You Better Feed Me Before You Stuff Me

You Better Feed Me Before You Stuff Me

I have completely lost count of how many times I have either balanced my checkbook or planned my day during sex. A couple times I have actually just boldly asked, “Are you done yet?”. “Why would you ask a question like that?!” He is mildly humiliated but not enough to stop what he is doing. […]

War of the Womb

War of the Womb

The Jim Crow fueled Drug War has produced at least one pernicious effect that does not get enough attention in many of our discussions.  Pregnant women, especially low-income women of color, are the object of scrutiny by purported child protection agencies. While a white, upper class woman may not be scrutinized through urine screens during pregnancy, […]

Olive Green: Shopping for the Future

Olive Green: Shopping for the Future

“I want to get away from the concept of recycling clothes. I want the word recycling to be redundant. Olive Green is the future of clothes buying.” -Kate Bayly  If I’ve learned anything from my living room, it’s that women love Kate Bayly. My wife and I are very open and honest in our communication. I […]

What the Nudity Ban Means for San Francisco

What the Nudity Ban Means for San Francisco

On February 1, the City of San Francisco officially banned public nudity except during special events like Folsom Street Fair and Bay to Breakers. Nude activists who have protested the ban have been cited and arrested since its passage. House of Representatives Minority Leader and San Franciscan Nancy Pelosi, who was a strong proponent of […]

Fuck Diets

Fuck Diets

Fuck Bethenny Frankel. She’s a stupid asshole. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, consider yourself a better person than me. That woman’s whole existence is ridiculous– her meteoric rise from the ranks of that toilet of a television show, the Real Housewives of New York to her current role as some sort of […]

Astrology: Aries, Heavy is the Cranium

Astrology: Aries, Heavy is the Cranium

ARIES March 21 -April 19  Heavy is the cranium carrying the ram’s horns. Take some pressure off of yourself by trimming down your to-do list. The weight will be freeing. Relax. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) You love to live comfortably, elegantly and there’s nothing wrong with that, Taurus, but consider contributing to a […]

Dorita Free2lay’s Five Beauty Essentials

Dorita Free2lay’s Five Beauty Essentials

Kryolan Dermacolor Camouflage Foundations For the tranny who needs some extra help to take down the face a couple notches, the truth is that the Kryolan Derma Color Camouflage System is the only thing that will cover a beard and still look like your real skin after powdering. This is what professional makeup artists use to […]

Stoner Ingenuity: A Cleaning Tip Modified for Stainless Steel Cookware

Stoner Ingenuity: A Cleaning Tip Modified for Stainless Steel Cookware

Like many of my friends, I use rubbing alcohol and salt to clean my pipes and bongs. It is fast and efficient. The alcohol evaporates quickly, so there is no wait time between a clean bowl and a fresh bud. It’s perfect, right?! That said, here’s the story: I have been worried about using pots and […]