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Rage Girl is the vitriolic alter ego of a relatively mild-mannered New Jersey woman. She's pretty sure that if you're not mad, you're not fucking paying attention.

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Stop Giving Your Daughters Teen Magazines

Stop Giving Your Daughters Teen Magazines

Fuck you, Teen Magazines!  I fucking hate you! My grandmother got me a subscription to one of these shit rags when I was about 12-years-old and I got one every month in the mail for about three or four years.  I had these things coming out of my ass, issue after horrible, damaging, inane issue month […]

Rage Grrl’s Five Beauty Essentials

Rage Grrl’s Five Beauty Essentials

I am obsessed with beauty to the point of pathology. I always say if my house was on fire I wouldn’t get out until I had at least foundation and mascara on. I know, I know, you granola types will judge me, but I don’t even care. I constantly look fabulous and it’s important to […]

I Hate You and Your Big Ass Car

I Hate You and Your Big Ass Car

PHOTO: The tiny-ass Chevette. I hate you and your big ass car. I hate that you’re driving an enormous, obnoxious tank all over the fucking streets. I know you’re a mother and nobody’s allowed to confront you and your adorable children, but I don’t care, I’m going to do it anyway. You’re acting like a […]

I’m So Angry!

I’m So Angry!

I’m angry. Not at you. Well, maybe it is at you. But it’s not just you. It’s everything. I believe that everyone has a default emotion. Some people are naturally happy. Take a shit in their water glass and they’ll call it chocolate milk, or gravy, or whatever the expression is. Some people tend to […]

Musicians: Not Special

Musicians: Not Special

Musicians. They’re just not that special. If you’re a musician and you’re reading this, I just blew your fucking mind. I bet nobody has ever dared to even suggest something so ludicrous to you. Here, let me say it again, “Yo dude, guess what? You’re not that special.” First off, let’s identify this tenacious and […]

Fuck Diets

Fuck Diets

Fuck Bethenny Frankel. She’s a stupid asshole. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, consider yourself a better person than me. That woman’s whole existence is ridiculous– her meteoric rise from the ranks of that toilet of a television show, the Real Housewives of New York to her current role as some sort of […]