My boobs and I want to apologize for yesterday at the swimming pool. It’s not really their fault as they are naturally large and buoyant and very alabaster. I didn’t know you’d be offended by their presence, but we could tell by your disapproving stare and not so subtle tongue clicking that you noticed us. […]
About Mathilde de Morny
Mathilde de Morny writes about cannabis, women’s issues and sex. One part Moulin and one part Rouge, Mathilde enjoys spending time with her adoring husband and glorious son.