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About Gloria Gazm

Gloria Gazm is raunchy, but thoughtful, like Jerry Springer. She is a survivor of a good Catholic education.

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PLAYLIST: Dogma

PLAYLIST: Dogma

This playlist was birthed out of a months-long Jeff Buckley binge and a questionable obsession with religion as a fashion accessory brought on by fifteen years of Catholic schooling. Yes, I had to wear a little plaid skirt, perv. Ultimately religion is both creepy and comforting and a reality of being a human being in […]

[NSFW] Cocaine Is Not An Aphrodisiac

[NSFW] Cocaine Is Not An Aphrodisiac

Whoever said cocaine is sexy is full of shit. Well, if they are doing cocaine they probably aren’t full of shit, which brings me to reason one of why cocaine is not and never will be sexy: 1) Cocaine makes you shit. I said it, it’s true and you all know it. Ever been to […]

[NSFW] Porn Isn’t Reality: I Want My Ass Kissed, Not Pounded

[NSFW] Porn Isn’t Reality: I Want My Ass Kissed, Not Pounded

PHOTO: A-Team Model/Photographed by Libertae Photography I once had a boyfriend who was obsessed with my asshole. He wanted to stick fingers, foreign objects and of course, his dick, in it. Now while some women love anal sex, and for a variety of reasons I don’t need to get into, I have never had an interest […]

[NSFW] From Kissing to Snowballing: The Fine Line Between Fetish and Freak

[NSFW] From Kissing to Snowballing: The Fine Line Between Fetish and Freak

A good friend of mine, whom we shall refer to henceforth as Mother Posterior, is in a fairly open relationship with his partner, with ground rules of course. He fancies himself a sexual therapist of sorts; he meets younger men, all of legal consenting age, and rather than simply pleasing each other sexually he likes […]

[NSFW] Grocery Shopping for Dick

[NSFW] Grocery Shopping for Dick

Everyone knows the fastest way to get over a relationship gone wrong is to fuck someone else. Exes leave greasy fingerprints on your psyche that can only be wiped clean by a fresh lay. I went through a pretty bad breakup about a year ago and knew I needed to redefine sex to not involve my ex […]

REVIEW: Love Potion #9 by Wish Garden

REVIEW: Love Potion #9 by Wish Garden

A couple weeks ago a friend of mine who specializes in natural beauty care products recommended I try an herbal tincture called Love Potion #9 by Wish Garden. She assured me it wasn’t the cheap raging cock and swollen vagina pills you buy over the counter at liquor stores in seedy neighborhoods. No, this was […]

[NSFW] You Made Me Gay

[NSFW] You Made Me Gay

Living in San Francisco, it seems antiquated to think so many homosexual men and women are still in the closet. Our city prides itself in street festivals full of wrinkly old men walking around with their balls strangled in cock rings for all to see, admire and stare at in awkward confusion. We live in an amazing city, but […]

You Better Feed Me Before You Stuff Me

You Better Feed Me Before You Stuff Me

I have completely lost count of how many times I have either balanced my checkbook or planned my day during sex. A couple times I have actually just boldly asked, “Are you done yet?”. “Why would you ask a question like that?!” He is mildly humiliated but not enough to stop what he is doing. […]