More Words of Wisdom for Senator and Lady Gaga Fan Jeff Sessions

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Lady Gaga said marijuana is addictive, so it must be true, right? Absolutely, according to Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.).

Here are some other words of wisdom from musicians that Mr. Sessions should take to heart:

“Ganja is Natural from the earth/Mine cure from I and I head to I and I toes/Yeah, mon/So many cures.” –Batch
This strong confirmation of the validity of medical marijuana should serve well as testimony to remove cannabis from Schedule I.

“I smoke two joints in the morning/I smoke two joints at night/I smoke two joints in the afternoon/It makes me feel alright.” –The Toyes, Sublime
There you have it. Not only did The Toyes say this, Sublime did also. It’s clearly a consensus.

“LSD is the bomb.” – Radioactive Goldfish
Since its synthesis by Albert Hofmann in 1943, numerous researchers have believed that that LSD can be an effective tool in working out psychological issues, along with psylocybin (“magic mushrooms”) and MDMA (“ecstacy”). And since this techo duo said so, it’s also totally cool with you, Mr. Sessions, right? We’ll expect you to lobby for some more revisions to the Controlled Substances Act, as well as sponsoring some new laws as soon as you read this.

“F***ing with me ’cause I’m a teenager/With a little bit of gold and a pager/Searching my car, looking for the product/Thinking every n**** is selling narcotics.” – NWA
Long before President Obama admitted there was racial disparity in marijuana arrests, NWA was preaching it. It’s certainly time for reform. After all, Ice Cube took the motherfucking stand and swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help his black ass. Goddamn right.

“Legalize it, don’t criticize it.” –Peter Tosh
With 58% of Americans in agreement with Mr. Tosh, if this isn’t a statement you should be quoting, Mr. Sessions, we don’t know what is.