Monthly Archives: June 2013

[NSFW] Office Sex: Gettin’ Laid and Gettin’ Laid Off

[NSFW] Office Sex: Gettin’ Laid and Gettin’ Laid Off

A recent Business Insider survey found that 54% of adults have had sex with a coworker. I have not, it goes against my fool-proof sex rules, which are as follows: 1. Never sleep with a roommate: “I don’t pay them to fuck, I pay them to leave!” These are words of wisdom from Chris Rock […]

REVIEW: Lancôme Imanance Tinted Day Crème, SPF 15

REVIEW: Lancôme Imanance Tinted Day Crème, SPF 15

Tinted moisturizers used to make me feel like the child in The Emperor’s New Clothes; everyone lauded their unmatched magical powers of hydration, color and convenience, but it seemed to me that by trying to do everything, they did nothing well. They don’t moisturize as well as moisturizers, and they don’t cover as well as […]

PLAYLIST: Best Songs About HelLA

PLAYLIST: Best Songs About HelLA

PHOTO: Banksy Los Angeles is that place we all love to hate. It’s hot, plastic, polluted, has arguably the worst police force in the nation and the birthplace of all the things we are obsessed with but pretend to detest: porn, celebrities, plastic surgery and reality television. It’s hard not to get depressed while looking around you […]

Sleazy Or Savvy Marketing?

Sleazy Or Savvy Marketing?

About a year ago I found myself sitting in meeting after meeting about “marketing diversity.” I was the one-woman marketing department at a small private university and the numbers had just come back that our student population was not at all reflective of the community at large and we were constantly brainstorming how to fix […]

Mallory Jane’s Five Beauty Essentials

Mallory Jane’s Five Beauty Essentials

I’d love to be able to say I’m one of those natural beauties that feel gorgeous and 100% in nothing but a little lip gloss and mascara. That I don’t spend literally an hour and a half dominating the bathroom mirror every morning (I think my roommate would like it if I could say this […]

Sam Rockwell And Other Delicious Things

Sam Rockwell And Other Delicious Things

PHOTO: The gorgeous Sam Rockwell in Matchstick Men I have never been one to go in for celebrity crushes. Maybe it is because I grew up watching old films with actors who were, by the time I saw them, either geriatric or dead. Or maybe it is because I grew up with no television, no […]

REVIEW: Del Sol Color Changing Nail Polish, Ruby Slippers

REVIEW: Del Sol Color Changing Nail Polish, Ruby Slippers

If you have a growing obsession with nail polish and nail designs, this is a must have in your arsenal. How often do you get your nails done, or worse yet, spend tons of time doing them yourself and realize they match the outfit you are wearing today but not the one you are wearing […]

Danielle McBride: “I Chose Cannabis To Save My Child”

Danielle McBride: “I Chose Cannabis To Save My Child”

by Brandon Krenzler A faraway place and an unimaginable path– this is what cancer is to a young parent. It is always an unexpected diagnosis regardless of family history or past exposures. Words do not matter anymore; nothing does, not after you hear that terrible word come from a pediatrician’s mouth, “cancer.”  All you hear […]